Brilliant, brilliant spoof video. Jason Schwartzman, Gwyneth Paltrow and Owen Wilson – this would be WAY better than that crappy Spider Man series that came before!
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Found this gem … an actual commercial soliciting sales of a doll that scares the crap out of any reasonable person. What the hell was Apple thinking when they named their new product after a bad Mad TV skit? “Actual” as in, it must be true because I read it in an e-mail I got on the Internet. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. FREE PUPPIES: FREE PUPPIES… PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offer SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE… ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800 COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED… ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY BILL’S SEPTIC CLEANING “WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS” SHAKESPEARE’S PIZZA – FREE CHOPSTICKS HUMMELS – LARGEST SELECTION EVER “IF IT’S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!” HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN – 89 cents lb. NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED – USED ONCE TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS -$175. OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT’S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300. ALZHEIMER’S CENTRE PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything. An interesting take on a classic… And in the spirit of the season, our favourite Christmas song, just for you! NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL MEN ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY!! Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on registration. 1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS. 2. TOILET PAPER: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? 3. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE FLOOR. 4. THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? 5. LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. 6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. 7. HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. 8. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. 9. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? 10. LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE. 11. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. 12. REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE. 13. GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME. Yes, I know … there was a time when it was cool to make a bad rap video. Â Thankfully (or, unfortunately) these things have been digitized and put online for all of us to remember (and cringe along to). This one takes the cake though! It’s an internal Compaq Computers corporate video. Did you really watch the whole thing? We’re born, we go to school, we meet a girl, we get married, we update our relationship status on Facebook?!?! Oh, don’t forget to Tweet that out! |
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