Join us as our hero abandons the standard “formula movie” path…
- Shows up for work
- Learns about evil guy
- Gets the gadgets together
- Goes after evil guy
- Meets the babe while looking for evil guy
- Babe gets caught and looks like all hope is lost of getting the evil guy
- Sharp wit, gadgets and good luck turn the tables on the evil guy
- Evil guy is gotten
- Kisses (etc.) the babe
For the more realistic movie…
- Shows up for work
- Learns about evil guy that just took over his department
- Gets his resume together
- Gets fired by evil guy
- Tries to meet the babe while trying to forget about the evil guy
- Babe can handle her own situations just fine, thank you very much, leaving our out of touch hero unable to make any impression on her whatsoever
- Finally goes job-hunting
- Evil guy is history, now there is a new evil boss to brown-nose to
