This guy never stops. We laugh a little, we cringe a little.
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This guy never stops. We laugh a little, we cringe a little. It seems somebody’s friends are a little concerned about the amount of time he is spending on World of Warcraft. My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And that’s when the fight started … My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’ I [...] The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from [...] This, according to National Post Editorialist Colby Cosh (edited for PG rating): Uh oh. Turns out the “David After Dentist” kid was just f***ed up on Jim Beam, and everybody in America is a bad person. 2:03 AM Feb 15th And, of course, Chad Vader’s version is awesome: Warning, this is potentially offensive. We don’t mean “the bad language is offensive to our sensitivities”, as much as “this product and it’s commercial are offensive to our intelligence.” You’ll see what we mean. This is the funniest ad spoof ever. Apparently not even eHarmony can help Kim Jong-Il find true happiness. FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We’ll have a small band [...] Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches [...] |
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