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Fifteen New Regulations in the BC Registry of Motor Vehicle’s 2009 Handbook. Turn signals will give away your next move. A confident BC driver avoids using them. Due to the recent economic crises, stock market crash, budget cuts, rising unemployment, unstable world conditions, outsourcing of business, the cost of insurance, electricity, petroleum and taxes of all kinds, we regret to advise you that the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for the inconvenience. We make few qualms about our hero-worship and near obsession of William Shatner. We know this hardly makes us original, but man is it fun. This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster. I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said “Tenpin?” I said, “No, permanent.” I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, “That’s Aboriginal.” I went in [...] I loved Reading Rainbow as a child. This has ruined it for me forever. Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Berlin . In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers – most of whom are unemployed alcoholics – to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans). Word gets around and as [...] |
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