Twitter has finally owned up to the fact that the slowness on Twitter since April 17th was directly related to Twitter CEO Evan Williams’ appearance on Oprah.

In commemoration, Twitter has unveiled their new Fail Whale:

"Oprah Effect" Causes Twitter to Slow Considerably

These videos are from InvisibleEngine … these folks are hilarious. Enjoy!

Watch out for Frankie McBaseball from the West!

What television SHOULD be!

Idea stolen from …

Always Proof-Read!

To Whom It May Concern,

The following are the instructions on how to properly clean the toilet.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power-wash” and rinse”.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The DOG

This video was clearly made by people with way too much time on their hands. It’s amazing in its randomness.

Going viral. God help humanity!

You don’t want to steal all of Jack Black’s internets, do you?

Funny viral video from CollegeHumour. Anybody who’s ever read the childish crap people put on comments sections will appreciate this video.

The original song is Billy Joel’s smash hit We Didn’t Start the Fire, which was awesome in its day, because Billy Joel was awesome. Apparently Billy Joel doesn’t like people embedding his videos.

Ready for nerd girls gone wild?

Then you’ll enjoy this clever video from monkeybox.

You are a nobody in Hollywood these days if you haven’t done your stint with Sesame Street.  Here are the top 3 funniest appearances.

#3 – Jack Black discovers octagons in the strangest places…

#2 -Ben Stiller sings about his friends and neighbours, and dresses up as cheese.

#1 – Neil Patrick Harris is the Shoe Fairy.  Wow, can he ever sing and dance! And those amazing wings. Wow.

Bumper Stickers You Would Love To See!

• Jesus loves you … but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
• Impotence … Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings’
• Everyone has a photographic memory … some just don’t have any film.
• I used to have a handle on life … but it broke off.
• WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
• Guys … just because you have one, doesn’t mean you have to be one.
• Some people just don’t know how to drive … I call these people ‘Everybody But Me’
• Don’t like my driving? Then quit watching me.
• If you can read this … I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
• Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
• Try not to let your mind wander … It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
• Hang up and drive!!

For some reason, people are fascinated with bumper stickers. If you have one you’d like to share, just drop a comment below.