Bumper Stickers You Would Love To See!

• Jesus loves you … but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
• Impotence … Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings’
• Everyone has a photographic memory … some just don’t have any film.
• I used to have a handle on life … but it broke off.
• WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
• Guys … just because you have one, doesn’t mean you have to be one.
• Some people just don’t know how to drive … I call these people ‘Everybody But Me’
• Don’t like my driving? Then quit watching me.
• If you can read this … I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
• Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
• Try not to let your mind wander … It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
• Hang up and drive!!

For some reason, people are fascinated with bumper stickers. If you have one you’d like to share, just drop a comment below.