“Actual” as in, it must be true because I read it in an e-mail I got on the Internet.
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOUR’S DOG
FREE PUPPIES… PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT… BEEN OUT AWHILE. BETTER [...]
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL MEN ARE WELCOME!
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1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS.
Step by step with slide presentation.
2. [...]
Life really boils down to 2 questions …
1. Should I get a dog?
2. Should I have children?
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Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you?’
Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, [...]
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workers.
After several minutes, the older worker had enough.
“Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is,” he said.
“I will bet [...]
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A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named governmentium.
Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by [...]
Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; [...]
If you receive an email entitled “Badtimes,” delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms [...]
Posted to Craig’s List Personals:
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43AM EST
I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings.
I [...]