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June 1, 2003

From: david smith
Sent: Sunday, June 01, 2003 8:15 PM
Subject: Jobe Oppurtoonitees

i lik tu tipe stuf. can i hav a jobe. yu no i can doit. BUT I NEED LOTTS UV MUNY CUZ I CANT GIT A JOBE WITH ANEE WON ELZE.

CAN U HLPE MEE?

i promis not to cum to work drunk ofen so dont lisen to mi lasst boss, hees an ashoe anywho.

bye fur now

June 9, 2003

Sent: Monday, June 09, 2002 10:43 PM
To: david smith
Subject: Re: Jobe Oppurtoonitees

Clearly you are a completely mindless idiot.

I suspect there are fewer people in the world who are as moronic as you. I cannot believe I not only got a job application riddled with as many spelling and grammatical errors as yours, but that you would also admit in your application to having difficulty finding work, and when you find it, that you arrive at work drunk.

You must be an inbred with the intellect of a potted plant.

Anyway, how about an interview next Thursday, 4:30pm?

April 7, 2003

We were mentioned in a real, live news article! They edited us out later, and have since removed the entire link. Damn censorship!