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		<title>How To Clean Your Toilet</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[To Whom It May Concern, The following are the instructions on how to properly clean the toilet. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, &#8230; <a href="http://www.rofl.ca/2009/04/how-to-clean-your-toilet/">Read more <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><p>Please find videos and comments on the original post at <a href="http://www.rofl.ca/2009/04/how-to-clean-your-toilet/">How To Clean Your Toilet</a></p>
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<p>The following are the instructions on how to properly clean the toilet.</p>
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<li>Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.</li>
<li>Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.</li>
<li>In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.</li>
<li>The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.</li>
<li>Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a &#8220;power-wash&#8221; and rinse&#8221;.</li>
<li>Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.</li>
<li>Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.</li>
<li>The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.</li>
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<p>Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>The DOG</p>
<p>Please find videos and comments on the original post at <a href="http://www.rofl.ca/2009/04/how-to-clean-your-toilet/">How To Clean Your Toilet</a></p>
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