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Simplifying Life to Two Questions

Life really boils down to 2 questions …

1. Should I get a dog?

2. Should I have children?

The Truth Hurts

Little Douglas was in his class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up – fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

Dougie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

“My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off [...]

Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned

No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
You can’t trust a dog to watch your food.
Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a Tic-Tac.
Never [...]