“Actual” as in, it must be true because I read it in an e-mail I got on the Internet.

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOUR’S DOG

FREE PUPPIES… PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG

GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT… BEEN OUT AWHILE. BETTER [...]