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		<title>&#8220;Actual&#8221; Classified Ads</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Actual&#8221; as in, it must be true because I read it in an e-mail I got on the Internet. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOUR&#8217;S DOG FREE PUPPIES&#8230; PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE. FOUND: DIRTY &#8230; <a href="http://www.rofl.ca/2010/01/actual-classified-ads/">Read more <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><p>Please find videos and comments on the original post at <a href="http://www.rofl.ca/2010/01/actual-classified-ads/">&#8220;Actual&#8221; Classified Ads</a></p>
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<p>FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.<br />
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.</p>
<p>FREE PUPPIES:<br />
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL<br />
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOUR&#8217;S DOG</p>
<p>FREE PUPPIES&#8230; PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG</p>
<p>GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.<br />
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.</p>
<p>FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.<br />
LOOKS LIKE A RAT&#8230; BEEN OUT AWHILE. BETTER BE REWARD.</p>
<p>1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB &#8212; $850/offer</p>
<p>SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE&#8230; ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.</p>
<p>TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800</p>
<p>COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED&#8230; ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.</p>
<p>NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY</p>
<p>BILL&#8217;S SEPTIC CLEANING &#8220;WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS&#8221;</p>
<p>SHAKESPEARE&#8217;S PIZZA &#8211; FREE CHOPSTICKS</p>
<p>HUMMELS &#8211; LARGEST SELECTION EVER &#8220;IF IT&#8217;S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!&#8221;</p>
<p>HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB</p>
<p>GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN &#8211; 89 cents lb.</p>
<p>NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED &#8211; USED ONCE</p>
<p>TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?<br />
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.<br />
STARTING PAY: $7 &#8212; $9 PER HOUR.</p>
<p>EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS &#038; BOX SPRINGS -$175.</p>
<p>OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT&#8217;S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.</p>
<p>JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER &#038; DRYER $300.</p>
<p>ALZHEIMER&#8217;S CENTRE PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER</p>
<p>OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE &#038; DONUTS</p>
<p>FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend.  Wife knows everything.</p>
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