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		<title>Favourite Movies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Movie Collection :: Here are some of our favourite videos: Rainin&#8217; McCain &#8211; HALLELUJAH! Flight of the Conchords Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros I&#8217;m the motherflippin&#8217; Rhymenocerous / My beats are fat, and the birds are on my back and I&#8217;m horny / I&#8217;m horny! If you choose to proceed / You will indeed concede / Cause &#8230; <a href="http://www.rofl.ca/2009/02/favourite-movies/">Read more <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><p>Please find videos and comments on the original post at <a href="http://www.rofl.ca/2009/02/favourite-movies/">Favourite Movies</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Movie Collection</strong> ::</p>
<p>Here are some of our favourite videos:</p>
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<li><strong>Rainin&#8217; McCain &#8211; HALLELUJAH!</strong>
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<li><strong>Flight of the Conchords
<p>Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros</strong></p>
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<p>I&#8217;m the motherflippin&#8217; Rhymenocerous /</p>
<p>My beats are fat, and the birds are on my back and I&#8217;m horny /</p>
<p>I&#8217;m horny!</p>
<p>If you choose to proceed /</p>
<p>You will indeed concede /</p>
<p>Cause I&#8217;ll hit you with my proto wide rhymin&#8217; stampede.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not just rhymed /</p>
<p>I&#8217;m trained, domesticated /</p>
<p>I was raised by a rapper and rather dated /</p>
<p>And subsequently procreated.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s how it goes /</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the Hiphopopotamus, the Hip hop Hippo.</p>
<p>They call me the Hiphopopotamus /</p>
<p>My lyrics are bottomless.</p>
<p>They call me the Hiphopopotamus /</p>
<p>Flows that glow like phosphorous /</p>
<p>Poppin&#8217; off the top of this esophagous /</p>
<p>Rockin&#8217; this metropolis /</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not a large water-dwelling mammal /</p>
<p>Where did you get that proposterous hypothesis /</p>
<p>Did Steve tell you that, perchance?</p>
<p>Steve!</p>
<p>My rhymes and records they don&#8217;t get played /</p>
<p>Because my records and rhymes they don&#8217;t get made /</p>
<p>And if you rap like me you don&#8217;t get paid /</p>
<p>And if you roll like me you don&#8217;t get laid.</p>
<p>My rhymes are so potent /</p>
<p>That in this small segment /</p>
<p>I made all the ladies in the area pregnant.</p>
<p>Ya, sometimes my lyrics are sexist /</p>
<p>But you lovely bitches and ho&#8217;s should know I&#8217;m trying to correct this.</p>
<p>Other rappers dis me /</p>
<p>Say my rhymes are sissy. /</p>
<p>Why?  Why?  Why?  Why, exactly?  Wh-why?</p>
<p>Be more constructive with your feedback, please.</p>
<p>Why?  Why?</p>
<p>Why &#8217;cause I rap about reality /</p>
<p>Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea.</p>
<p>There ain&#8217;t no party like my Nana&#8217;s tea party.</p>
<p>Hey! Ho!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m the motherflippin&#8217;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m the motherflippin&#8217;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m the motherflippin&#8217;</p>
<p>Who&#8217;s the motherflippin&#8217;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m the motherflippin&#8217;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m the motherflippin&#8217;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m the motherflippin&#8217;</p>
<p>Motherflippin&#8217;</li>
<li><strong>Human Tetris</strong>
<p>I can&#8217;t explain this.  Just watch it.  Best to watch it drunk.</p>
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<li><strong>Think About It</strong>
<p>Funny <em>Flight of the Conchords</em> clip.  Best of their songs &#8211; the &#8220;serious&#8221; song addressing &#8220;issues&#8221;.</p>
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<li><strong>FedEx Kinkos: The Office Meeting</strong>
<p>This is how every staff meeting should be.  I threw in two more FedEx ads, just because they are brilliant.</p>
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<li><strong>Me and the Big Guy</strong>
<p>More brilliant than funny, this &#8220;1984&#8243; spoof stars &#8220;Big Brother&#8221; and a complete idiot who can&#8217;t quite understand he is being oppressed.  But there is a twist.</p>
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<p>Please find videos and comments on the original post at <a href="http://www.rofl.ca/2009/02/favourite-movies/">Favourite Movies</a></p>
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